The Monkeys are Attacking!

“Consult the Book of Armaments”

~ Monty Python

You heard me! Run for your lives! The penguins, er, Monkeys are coming for you...

"Well, you heard me! Why are you still standing there?!? Run from the monkeys! There's still time! Save your family! Save yourself! Hey you! I said run! Are you deaf?!? The monkeys are attacking!"

"Whatever"

"The monkeys are armed with cheez guns!"

"Cheez guns?... so what?"

"Listen to me, you! The monkeys are attacking! Hurry to the safe underground monkey shelter!"

"We have a monkey shelter?" "

"Yes!!! Now go!"

"No."

"Yes."

"Make me!"

"I'm gonna..."

... Then the monkeys took over. Everyone died. The end.