The OMG Scary Alien
The Invasion
One day this alien (shown above) invaded Earth and sent a message to all humans, it said "Hey, how ya doin'? People were so frightened by this incident and the alien was officially named the OMG Scary Alien. The OMG Scary Alien wondered why he was so feared. He just wanted to say hi. It's not like he came in a flying saucer or that crap he came in a Toyota Camry for cryin' out loud. I mean ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? He had no bad intentions but no, all those freakin' invasion movies messin' 'round with people's minds, dang.
The Result
The OMG Scary Alien decided to send a message to the humans. He wanted to say "I come in peace" but he realized it was ridiculously cliche so he put "I don't wanna hurt you humans". When the humans got the message they said, hey maybe this guy ain't got bad intentions after all. The OMG Scary Alien was instantly famous. He had t.v interviews and candy bars named after him and crap. He had a movie made after him and it was awesome.
Comments
WARNING: None of the people quoted actually said these things
The OMG Scary Alien is awesome -- George W. Bush
He's cool -- Kevin Garnett
THE COOLEST GUY EVUR!!! -- Some teenager on the internet
Uh... -- Unknown
Movies
The OMG Scary Alien Goes to Town
Alienman
Epicness
Best Movie Period
Alien Strikes Back
Galactic War
OMG Scary Alien: The Beginning
Trivia
- The OMG Scary Alien was number 12 on People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People
- The OMG Scary Alien came to Earth when he got lost on his way to buy space groceries
- All 7 Movies he was in are on the AFI's Top Ten movies