The OMG Scary Alien
One day this alien (right) invaded Earth and sent a message to all humans saying "Hey, how ya doin'?" People were so frightened by this incident and the alien was officially named the OMG Scary Alien. The OMG Scary Alien wondered why he was so feared. He just wanted to say hi. It's not like he came in a flying saucer or that crap he came in a Toyota Camry for cryin' out loud. I mean ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? He had no bad intentions but no, all those freakin' invasion movies messin' 'round with people's minds, dang.
The OMG Scary Alien decided to send a message to the humans. He wanted to say "I come in peace" but he realized it was ridiculously cliché so he put "I don't wanna hurt you humans". When the humans got the message they said, hey maybe this guy ain't got bad intentions after all. The OMG Scary Alien was instantly famous. He had t.v interviews and candy bars named after him and crap. He had a movie made after him and it was awesome.
WARNING: None of the people quoted actually said these things. Maybe.
“The OMG Scary Alien is awesome”
“THE COOLEST GUY EVUR!!!”
- The OMG Scary Alien Goes to Town
- Best Movie Period
- Alien Strikes Back
- Galactic War
- The OMG Scary Alien: The Beginning
The OMG Scary Alien
The OMG Scary Alien is a very distinct creature. He has many features such as green skin and bunny ears that are only a solid color. He has a dark blue shirt with light blue pants that the artist forgot to color in when drawing him on Microsoft Paint.
The OMG Scary Alien is overall a pretty laid back guy except when it comes to stupid horror movies. He once shot a horror movie director because he made the stupidest horror concept ever, the movie sucks, it is also known as "Saw". The OMG Scary Alien is a really nice guy except, again, when it comes to stupid horror movies. He doesn't like when humans think he's trying to kill humanity, seriously he's not. Get over yourself and give the alien some respect. Geez... He doesn't like rednecks and is much like the creator of this article. He enjoys creating useless things very much and gets pissed off when people don't help him make it.
- Favorite Movie - Alien vs. Predator (He roots for Predator...)
- Least Favorite Move - Saw (Duh)
- Favorite Sport - Raquetball
- Least Favorite Sport - Three Legged Race (Too many legs...)
- Favorite TV Show - Family Guy
- Least Favorite TV Show - Hannah Montana
- Favorite Musical Genre - Rock
- Least Favorite Musical Genre - Classic Rap
- The OMG Scary Alien was number 12 on People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People
- The OMG Scary Alien came to Earth when he got lost on his way to buy space groceries
- All 7 Movies he was in are on the AFI's Top Ten movies
- The OMG Scary Alien is a Pastafarian
- The OMG Scary Alien has made over a million YouTube videos considering he only makes movies and YouTube videos because he doesn't require food or sleep.
- He is in no relation to the "WTF Scary Monster"
- He played a down at running back for the Tennessee Titans in 2007
- He is cooler than Chuck Norris
- There was going to be a t.v series entitled "Superman and the OMG Scary Alien" but it was stopped because Superman isn't awesome enough to be on the same screen as the OMG Scary Alien.
- The OMG Scary Alien killed E.T.
- It is rumored that the OMG Scary Alien's first movie will be shown on YouTube one day...
- The OMG Scary Alien has the most viewed MySpace and Facebook
- The OMG Scary Alien deserves to win the featured article.
- He battled with Flub Nugget in 2008.
Q & A with The OMG Scary Alien
- Q: Mr. Alien, what do you think about humans?
- A: They're okay, as long as they don't try to kill you, or make a series named "Saw".
- Q: Why do you hate the "Saw" series so much?
- A: Why wouldn't I?
- Q: Agreed. So Mr. Alien, is it true your first movie The OMG Scary Alien Goes to Town will appear on YouTube?
- A: I am making it official, yes it will.
- Q: When?
- A: Anywhere between July 21st and August 10th or something, I really don't know the window.
- Q: What is the storyline of this movie?
- A: You know I can't say that.
- Q: Will it be a long movie?
- A: No, ridiculously short.
- Q: Are there any famous people in the movie?
- A: Maybe...
- Q: Is it an action movie?
- A: Yes, straight-up action.
- Q: Well, we've heard you wanted to come out with a clothing line. Why didn't it work?
- A: I have three legs and four arms.
- Q: I see. I heard you have a website.
- A: Yes, it is at theomgscaryalien.com.
- Q: Okay.
- A: Well, I have to go, bye!