The Real Twilight Zone

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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<KINGBOB> <3
* KINGBOB yells out for other human life... noone answers
* KINGBOB is in the twighlight zone
<Jak> ...
<KINGBOB> yay
<KINGBOB> Jak never leave me
<Jak> wtf
<KINGBOB> I was in the twighlight zone
<KINGBOB> its scary
<TaylorKarras> What was it like?
<KINGBOB> It was surprisingly dark
* sleepingC is now known as C
<TaylorKarras> And...
<KINGBOB> Thats it
<@C> he got raped
* ULTIMA (ultima@digitalph33r.net) has joined #ph33rforums
<TaylorKarras> So it's dark
<KINGBOB> noooooo
<TaylorKarras> and you got raped?
<TaylorKarras> AWESOME
<KINGBOB>  yes
<TaylorKarras> Take me to this Twilight Zone Place
* KINGBOB takes talor to twighlight zone
<TaylorKarras> You speled "Twilight" wrong
<TaylorKarras> So... When's the magic happening
* KINGBOB is scared
<KINGBOB> talor watchout
* TaylorKarras rapes KINGBOB
<KINGBOB> mmmmmm
<TaylorKarras> <3
<KINGBOB> <10
<ULTIMA> lots of rapage i see... lol
<@Sp00n> You all are gay.
<TaylorKarras> I know
<KINGBOB> we are rapers united
<TaylorKarras> This is the Twilight Zone
<TaylorKarras> Where Rape is king
<KINGBOB> ahhhhhhhhhh
<TaylorKarras> And Rap is a pwn't
<KINGBOB> lol
* KINGBOB is now known as KINGraper
<TaylorKarraas> lol
<ULTIMA> lol are you guys here to spamm or talk about Jon's Awesome work
* KINGraper rapes talor
<KINGraper> both
<TaylorKarras> aaahhhhhhh
<TaylorKarras> What does Jon have up his sleave now?
<KINGraper> i dunno
<ULTIMA> ok im away to lolerskate back to my other IRC
<ULTIMA> BAI
<TaylorKarras> bai bai
<KINGraper> no
<ULTIMA> :)
<TaylorKarras> yes
* TaylorKarras rapes ULTIMA
* ULTIMA (ultima@digitalph33r.net) Quit (Client quit.)
* KINGraper is now known as KINGbob
<TaylorKarras> Yes!
* KINGbob is now known as KINGbobmmmm
* KINGbobmmmm is now known as Kingbob
<Kingbob> lol
<Kingbob> lol
<TaylorKarras> rotflmao
<Kingbob> noooo:(
<Kingbob> not me
<TaylorKarras> I'm laughing with you
* NeAt is now known as Kawrou
<Kingbob> oh:)
* TaylorKarras makes the Twilight Zone dissappear
<TaylorKarras> It's gone baby
<TaylorKarras> Like Magic
<Kingbob> finally
<Kingbob> :o
* Kingbob kisses talor