The Remix to Ignition Theorem

*rides into your room on floating chair* Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. As you all know, it's the remix to ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen... but is it? What can really be considered the "remix to ignition?" And what could be considered "hot and fresh out the kitchen?"

The Remix of the Ignition

What is the original "ignition?" Well, the word "ignition" has eight letters. The word "ignition" means to set on fire, and fire is usually a mix of red, orange, and yellow. Red, orange, and yellow are the first, second, and third colors of the rainbow. Putting all this together, this means that the Ignition is equal to 8 + 1 + 2 + 3, which is equal to 14. The remix means "the second version." 14 × 2 is 28, so the Remix to Ignition is equal to 28.

The Hotness and Freshness Out the Kitchen

Now let's talk about the hot and fresh out the kitchen part. How hot is hot? The internal body temperature is 98.6℉. The hottest temperature ever recorded was 134℉. If we multiply these two numbers, we get 13212.4.

The Final Equation

Putting all this information and some random math symbols to make it sound fancy together, we get this final equation:

$\exp _{i}\approx (98.6\times 134)+\Sigma {\partial ^{2} \over \partial x_{1}\partial x_{2}}y\log _{\log _{10}+1}$

I hope this helps you next time you remix your ignition.