The Spork

“The spork, and abomination of nature. What kind of utensil is both a spoon and a fork.Witchcraft I say. Finally I will show the world the evilness behind the spork. It is dangerous you know. It has a points head with a curved body. Perfect for gouging out peoples eyeballs.Yet so dangerous they offer it in a middle school cafeteria. That is bloody mad i say. Who puts a murder weapon in a hormone raging place like middle school. Absolutely mad I say.”

~ Some British guy on a bad day.

I haven't used a spork in my entire life.