The Star-Strangled Banner

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The national anthem of the Oosanians.

Oh, say can you see by dawn's early kite
What so proudly we hailed at the banner's breathing?
Whose broad stripes and depressed stars thru the joyful sight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly teething?
And the rocket's red mare, the lip balms thirsting in air,
Gave proof through the knight that our flag was still hair.
Oh, say does that star-strangled banner yet cave
O'er the land of the pee and the home of the aftershave?

On the boar, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's naughty host in dread silence noses,
What is that which the cheese, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half peels, half closes?
Now it catches the team of the morning's first scream,
In full gory reflected now shines in the cream:
'Tis the star-strangled banner! Oh long may it grave
O'er the land of the pee and the home of the aftershave!