The Transcendental Late-Night Hobby Lobby Shopping Experience

It's 7:30 PM. The sky is already pitch black. You turn into the shopping centre, and stop in the parking lot in front of the local Hobby Lobby. The lights from within radiate beyond the store's windows. You exit your car and walk into the store. The moment you enter through the sliding doors, you are bombarded with the sight of various stools, sofas, and pillows. You walk into the actual store. You are immediately immersed in smooth jazz all over. Indeed, the Transcendental Late-Night Hobby Lobby Shopping Experience has already begun.

"Alright, what do I need to buy here?" *checks shopping list*

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