The When

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The When

The when is happening, now

5 October 2021 10:04:00 the when this article, the

It's been a long time since the first when.

the when is the time in which, when you, and. It is when things occur, and cannot be not when. Right now, the when is happening across the world and in Australia. You are actually in the when right now! Everything that exists is present in the when, at exactly one point in when. Even things that don't exist are contained within the when, since everything happens in the when. However, there are some exceptions.

even emos

Destroying the When

Destroying the When is relatively simple, but extremely complicated. The When machines (sometimes known as Time Machines by simpletons) exist, not really. When a when is un-when, the when ceases to exist.This cannot happen, since the when is always. This is why The When machines are only used by superior beings, which are better than simple beings.

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History of the When

Since the dawn of the universe, the universe has existed, along with The When. The universe is a few bazillion Whens old. It's so old that when people exist in the When, they are infected by old, which makes them as old as when When was when they first existed.

Applications of The When

There is an app that allows you to see what when is whenning, called "Clock". It updates every second, just slightly behind Adobe Media Player.

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THE GOVERNMENT HATES THE WHEN

The government wants to lie to you about when The When really is, and what it is when it is.

Do not fall prey to

S P A C E

image of a nothing zone

Space has when, despite having nothing. This is because when FLIES through the air too fast for us to taste. It sounds like an acoustic guitar. However , since space is an ocean, there are waves called gravity. This pulls in when, making a gap in when, in which nothing can exist, since nothing happens without when. These gaps are called Nothing Zones . If you get too close to a nothing zone, you die. The thought of this makes NASA angry, but what are they gonna do about it?

a void with its warranty voided

They gonna fonk up the nothing by avoiding the void it presents them with! Presents them with, when? When the void warranted further investigation through the warranty being voided, rendering the time zone nothing more than a timely zone of nothing less. Less nothing was better than more nothing, and did appear to solve the problems of the government, at first.

The government reasoned that "'yes, is it really so?', did in fact come to mind the time in which treason was committed by the writer of something you did not read?" was a very important thing to consider. While "time the part in which you, the reason, flew home" did cross the minds of the quick. Nothing was quick. That's what voided it, the consideration, when it all changed too fast.

What now? Nothing. But wait, nothing is invalid. Is this really so? The warranty has made nothing impossible! Without nothing, there cannot be anything! Too soon, this is, an utter catastrophe. There is no anything, so everything is nothing, but the voided warranty makes nothing everything. Is this the afterlife? No. This is a mess. Fortunately, I have ducks on the way. They'll fix it!

The Ducks

'It's been a while since I sent the ducks

Isn't this menacing?

Ducks are now correcting the mistake. It should be any time now.

Quack
- a duck