The Worst Pets
Good Cheezythical Morning. In childhood, if you don't have anybody to talk to, you could just buy some animal at PetSmart and take care of it. In a way, pets are like Pokémon... except pets don't do nothing for you. Out of the 15 pets we know, which ones are the worst?
Dogs[edit | edit source]
Dogs are the alpha pets. They do a lot of good things for you, but there are some downsides. If you don't train them enough, they'll be peeing on the floor. Also, if you leave a dog alone for even one millisecond, that dog will go absolutely feral.
Cats[edit | edit source]
Cats are just dogs but worse. Cats push everything off the shelves, they be scratching every single thing in their range of view, and when you're having a good time, a cat comes to mess it all up. But, I mean, I have a cat as my lawyer and he's pretty chill. But there's always something worse.
Hamsters[edit | edit source]
Hamsters are okay pets, but they always die from the littlest things. Give them too much food, they're dead. Give them too little food, they're dead. Don't give them food at all, they find something else to eat and die. Even though hamsters exist... There's always something worse.
Fish[edit | edit source]
If you have a fish for a pet, I'm sorry, but you have to leave right now. Fish live for about two days, and then they just die for no reason.
In conclusion, fish are the worst pets, and goodbye.