The floor is mean

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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<Ryan_Taylor>	i just asked the floor if it could make me a sandwich
<Ryan_Taylor>	it didn't reply :(
<Elassint>	what a mean floor
<Elassint>	all you wanted was a sandwich
<Ryan_Taylor>	yeah :'(
<Elassint>	its ok, maybe the wall can help u
<Ryan_Taylor>	maybe the wall is nicer
<Elassint>	yes, and all you want is a sandwich
<Ryan_Taylor>	the wall made me a sandwich!!!!! :DDD
<Ryan_Taylor>	YAY!
<Elassint>	whats it taste like?
<Ryan_Taylor>	Plaster.
<Elassint>	LOL xd
<Elassint>	XD
<Elassint>	my curtians made me a sandwich
<Ryan_Taylor>	lol
<Elassint>	it tastes funny
<Elassint>	wait a minute, of course it tastes funny, its a SANDwich
<Ryan_Taylor>	LOL
<Elassint>	high quailty, lake erie sand with some shells
<Ryan_Taylor>	XD
<Elassint>	hey wait
<Elassint>	its moving
<Elassint>	GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Elassint>	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Elassint>	ribbit
<Elassint>	i've just been truned into a frog by my sandWICH