The Game

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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Actually from #uncyclopedia, but nobody cares.

<JudgeZarbi>	Hey.
<multiliteralist> I lost it? Oh man I didn't realize I was playing. I'll sue!
<PongoV2V2V2>	Oh, thanks, now I just lost it as well.
<JudgeZarbi>	In Soviet Russia, the game loses YOU!!
<PongoV2V2V2>	That's two old memes in one sentence.
<JudgeZarbi>	Yep.
<PongoV2V2V2>	In Soviet Russia, the game wins Chuck Norris!!
<PongoV2V2V2>	Note how that barely makes sense.
<JudgeZarbi>	That's three.
<PongoV2V2V2>	Exactly. Saying that probably makes many people want to shoot you.
<JudgeZarbi>	Lol
<PongoV2V2V2>	I'm putting this on Illogicopedia.

Rules

This game has no rules. Controversially, and against common belief. This thing called "The Game" can not be lost. It's just in your head, snap out of it! Furthermore, a game without rules can't be played because if it is played there would be a rule that says that it can be played. This solves P=NP and the Halting Problem to be equivalent complexity as a Banana on a Jetski.

History

Fcuk off, nobody likes history, go bore someone else.