Third Eye of the Brainstorm

I am thinking of your quarantined floating gelatin house of semen and wine, splaying many objects in the path of the oncoming train of the alien drug traffic highway to hell's bells toll for the Southern angelic floating peach where James is eating his way out of the prisonwombpeach and develops a large tumor in his soul. A peachpit, bottomless, nameless, endless, slowly taking over the brain, test subject has not urinated in five hours, send help to nearest jizz wizard plz, DO NOT WANT, DO NOT WANT.

Jizz Jazz Man Finds Holy Grail in Topless Barf

Tasty little nugget of happy meal meat digests into the jizz wizard's black cloak full of magic candy vans w/ spray-painted psycho killer on one side not visible to the children, always shine the hypnolights to ensure optimal pulley efficiency. Our product corporation motto goal: to eradicate Rebecca Black, to boldly smoke what no man has smoked before in hazy board meetings where everyone is a superstar levitating awesomesauce-spewing cavity in Dr. Rabbit's world-infamous teeth, remember to brush your toilets twice a day with no pay every day for the next 10000 billion years of servitude to your new psychic parasite pal, Dr. Phil.

This Section Declassified by the Pirate Party of Sveedish Chefs, Bort!

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

He Just Keeps Moving Along

Black man's burden of proof rests upon Swahili shoulders that have carried one million pounds of golden liquid, do you remember the Peachening of '61 when every Oompa Loompa pygmy man propelled themselves into black tarry starry nights of crowded dreamcatchers filled with paranoid subconscious delusions, HE IS STALKING EVERY PERSON ON EARTH SIMULTANEOUSLY INSIDE THE THIRD EYE OF THE BRAINSTORM, where I sit drinking Boylan's Birch Beer as the apocalyptic standard operating procedures continue to blaze below like Toadstool princess clouds where the ravioli is as high as the moon, hits my eye like a big pizza pie Pacman fever dream that I wake up from in a cold sweat to see I have not escaped anything and that I was dreaming of my alternate universe dystopia that is leaking into your universe, here be dragons on the universal cartographic hologram, evil leaking since the caveman's discovery of flame and primal war, millennia later they would merge into one and consume the vast network with no borders, no mercy, no forgiving, no forgetting, over 9000 penises trolled Oprah into thinking the trolls were serious.