Thoughts While On a Roller Coaster

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The Climb[edit | edit source]

Fuck, fuck, fuck!!! What was I thinking??? Oh God, Oh God! I wanna get off!!! OHHHH GOD! Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in breathe out... It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine... No it isn't... No, no, I'll hate it... Oh God...

The Top[edit | edit source]

Oh shit.

The Drop[edit | edit source]

Oh God!!!! Is my stomach in my throat??? Is it? Is my heart still beating?

Twists and Turns[edit | edit source]

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Second Climb[edit | edit source]

Was that so bad? Yes, yes, it was. Oh God... This one is bigger... I'm gonna get that feeling again... What if I slightly stand up? No, no, I'll fall out... How much would that suck? Falling out? Okay, okay, don't even think about it; don't think about it...

Second Top[edit | edit source]

This is gonna be worse.

Second Drop[edit | edit source]

WHY? WHY? WHY????? Am I still alive?!?!?!? Oh God!!!

The End[edit | edit source]

Why did I go on that?? I'm not going on anything else... Again? No. N-O. Can we please- um- not do anything exciting... Um... I hear they have a nice animal park. Eh, it was worth a shot.

See Also[edit | edit source]