Thoughts While On a Roller Coaster

The Climb

Fuck, fuck, fuck!!! What was I thinking??? Oh God, Oh God! I wanna get off!!! OHHHH GOD! Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in breathe out... It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine... No it isn't... No, no, I'll hate it... Oh God...

The Top

Oh shit.

The Drop

Oh God!!!! Is my stomach in my throat??? Is it? Is my heart still beating?

Twists and Turns

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Second Climb

Was that so bad? Yes, yes, it was. Oh God... This one is bigger... I'm gonna get that feeling again... What if I slightly stand up? No, no, I'll fall out... How much would that suck? Falling out? Okay, okay, don't even think about it; don't think about it...

Second Top

This is gonna be worse.

Second Drop

WHY? WHY? WHY????? Am I still alive?!?!?!? Oh God!!!

The End

Why did I go on that?? I'm not going on anything else... Again? No. N-O. Can we please- um- not do anything exciting... Um... I hear they have a nice animal park. Eh, it was worth a shot.

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