Thoughts on a common hard-shelled chocolate candy

I can't decide

between the green M&Ms and the red ones.

I mean,

Which ones should I eat first?

Green... I like green...

well, I like the color,

but the red ones...

I think they taste better, don't you agree?

I'm not even so sure that I should be eating them first if I like them so much anyway.

Maybe I should save them for last.

Wait...

but if i save them for last...

which ones would I eat first?

Hmmm...

There's yellow.

I don't really like the yellow ones.

And brown.

Brown is just the color of chocolate.

Who's idea was that, anyway?

"Hey, let's trick these people into thinking they're eating chocolate when they're just eating the candy shell part!"

someone stupid, probably.

I hate stupid people.

They eat my M&Ms when I'm not looking.

Who do they think they are?

Eating my M&Ms when I'm not looking...

Stupid greedy bastards.

"JOHNSON!"

Oh crap...

"JOHNSON! Stop eating those damn M&Ms and hand me a scalpel!"

...

"what?"

"You heard me! Take those freakn' M&Ms out of your ears and listen! I swear to GOD, I'll... I'll..."

"What?"

boop... boop... beeeeeeeeeeeeep

"Aww, damn it all!"