Thugs With Knives
These guys are really bad. They are thug-like...and have knives. Ummm, yeah. They sneak into your computer room whilst your distracted on porn or other educational material (such as nylon, NYLON!!!) and wave knives at you threateningly, shouting things such as 'brap', 'yeah wot blad' and 'tally-ho old bean'. Having waved a blade at you for 10-15 minutes, they will stab your screen then leave with your DVD player and/or brothers under the age of 5.
To protect one's self from these twats one must'th:
- Hang a sign on the door saying 'No thugs with knives plz kthnx'
- Don't open the door to said thugs mit die devicen das stabben
- Egg fried rice