Timothee Chalamet
“DO THE ROCKAFELLER SKANK WITH ME!”
“he hawt, bitch!”
Timothee Hunkafelli Chalamet (born on December 27th, 1995) is an American/French/Italian/German/Spanish actor, model, and professional dancer and spirit animal.
He can also sing the 1982 New Wave/ Europop soft rock song , "Words" by F.R. David at the top of his goddamn lungs! :D While also dancing to that jam (and also one by the Psychedelic Furs) as well as that! Good moves, Chalamet boy!
He also kisses the pink off of the olives, the trees, and all of the goddamn peaches in this fine world as well.
He is best known for rules in movies such as, Lady Turd, Call Me By Your Dildo, and Hot Summer Shits. He has also starred in TV series such as, "Law and Porker and, Riverdale.
Chalamet's modeling career is easily what he is most famous for, however. With his good looks, somewhat long black hair, and chiseled facial features, he's definitely a lady's man (and a stud to the young gay men out there.) LOL BISH. TROYE SIVAN, WATCH THE FUCK OUT!
Eating Habits[edit | edit source]
Unsurprisingly, he's a vegan bish! Healthy as heck.
He also loves bananas and potato salad.
Making love to a hammer[edit | edit source]
If you know what I mean by that! ;) While also receiving a foot massage as well.