Tinky Winky

A small creature named Bob. Can be seen tinkling winkies and splinkies round the back of McDonald's and chugging tubby custard whilst molesting the hoover.

Career as a Teletubby

Along with Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po, he was briefly one of the Teletubbies. Unfortunately a road traffic accident ended his fledgeling career.

Uh-oh.