To circumcise a wombat

Contrary to the opinions of so called reputable scientists, it is commonly known that a wombat has two Foreskins. To circumcise a wombat, one must be stern and resolute, for a wombat will inevitably react with vigor and great violence in guarding its penis and testicles from intrusions of any sort. One may well imagine , therefore, that a ferocious, angry; nay, enraged wombat weighing sixty odd kilos, vicious in tooth and claw, might very well ruin the life of a potential moyl to the bestial. Should such a one survive an attempt to twice circumcise a wombat, the trauma both physical and psychological would be traumatic.

A second fact concerning this marsupial is an ability to read intentions. In this case, a wombat would know that a moyl to the marsupial intended to snip the dual tips. One might put forth that most sane adults with intact foreskins might forgot such a procedure. Wombats, being generally sane and logical creatures, would similarly pass on a single, never mind a double circumcision. Being generally ornery and equal to a seasoned British SAS troop, the author strongly advises anyone to avoid circumstances whereby one might be force to risk their life just to perform a circumcision on a wombat.

Credentials

I hold dual doctorates in Spiritual Deconstruction and Enharmonic Malapropist Philosophy. You don’t want to argue with me. I will make you cry.