Tonite

(File was found on computer sent to tech support center in Iowa, location and name classified. File found corrupted, ellipses indicate lost areas of file.)

Incident, Month of the Scone 2.3, 678th year of the Llama

Tonite is an alternate spelling of tonight, created... Neologism Contest... man in grey suitandtie w/ his brain submerged three years in mud, the teeming... Bub J. Smith, member of Paramecium Multimedia was smoking marijuana, all of the sudden cops come in with guns blazing and minds blank and plastic and with clips empty... Newell, founder of Valve Software in Universe 47389229, which helped make noclip a thing... you believe in the G-Man with all your heart, or are you a heretic?... I am a heretic Mr. Xkelsk, please initiate transport sequence to... while you were still in diapers, I was trained TO CONQUER GALAXIES!... on this page LRH is talking about the 3D mind-control-cinemas...clumped like Katamari balls, punningly, the thetans reconstruct themselves from scratch... primordial soup mix for sale now at Casper's Emporium... or get slimed! (BILL PULLMAN IS THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST YOU... Insert VHS tape into nose, NOT into a cavity in your stomach, David Cronenberg go fuc... back at the ranch, Neologism Contest building combusts continuously with no damage... old idiom says, dank fuel can't melt jet memes.

August Rush to the Beach and Ensuing Robin Williams Clone Flood

Never forget that day... 2002, Obama bin Horseradish began sending anthrax... in other timeline Osama bin Laden did it, as shown on Althistsphere... you look into the sphere, you see yourself... becomes clear... Jumanji tin-toy board over telepathic CRT, which is IN YOUR MIND... film released about 234th Era of Eggs, Sub-Strata 234.781 (Dewey method)... orphanage, a shabby place... starts life as street performer and finds 1337 crew of...Robin Williams... find your name on a truck, the movie's advice, one of many lies... inspirational but not inspired... attempts to find parents in one of a few intertwining subplots...Irish band like U2 break up... [ellipsis found in file, rest of ellipses not there - Ed, Edd n Eddy the Editors] wait, U2 broke up? Yog Sagoth Cthulhu!... multiple tentacles envelop the prey, namely... eyes hurt, head hurts, teeth itch, that's not possible man here take this weed... not even a bong... smoked poison ivy! You... curse your sheep, I curse your cows, I curse your pond of frogs.

Full Circle, Electric for ICC, Turn- Spin Pearl Jam Black Circle Until Cerebral Bleeding Stops

Frogs...Red Skelton routine on VHS... I remember nothing but the feeling of his clown wig on my armpit, and for that matter his clown wig as well... word do Billy Corgan and Johnny Carson have in common?... it isn't the spelling used in the wiki article's title, but... I realize language may seem like a swarm of...as Samuel Johnson said... evolving, living concept-organism, like Ted Stevens and the Thought-Fo... the page is printed... I feel like talking in acronyms today!!! So much... best minds of our generation running around posting rule 34... you can't be perfect, Princess Cele... I dedicate this letter to you and all bronies... uestria! The land of horse sex... don't look at the horse pen... eyes burnt out with cow brands... no cow members either, and I must make more guidelines clear to you, Hermes... Philip J. Fry, the dirty boy! Oh! I must make lo... fired!... Central Filing... Selected Media: Obsidian, 1996 (PC), Brazil, 1980-something... all dates in unidentified dating system from aforementioned alternate timeline... [unreadable], Director... FUAA approved!!!!1... drink Nike toothpaste for that refreshing taste of blood! [file ends here, assumed to be film transcript or something I dunno]