Top Ten Things we need more of

From Illogicopedia's Top Ten collection. Where opinion is fact.

• 10. Cheez-Its
• 9. Mr. Pibb
• 8. Badgers We don't need no stinkin' badgers.
• 7. People named Marquavious
• 6. Meat (assuming there's less fat)
• 5. Munneh
• 4. Words with X's in them.
• 3. Microwavable foods
• 2. Mispelings
• 1. Cowbell