Topknots
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Topknots are certain types of parasite that grow on one's head. Having them will induce ridiculousness and will make many people laugh at you.
“Topknots made me lose my friends, *sob* *sob*”
You can get rid of a topknot if you start singing Taylor Swift songs for about 59 hours. If so, then you will have no hair from all your "friends" ripping it off.