Towel

Towels are very interested in your overall wetness.

NOT FOUL

“The towel is the most useful thing ever. Period.”

~ wut

The towel is what you wipe your foul-smelling bowels while wearing a cowl that resembles a certain water fowl (or is it an owl?). The pain it brings will make you growl, and then you'll howl through tightly clenched jowls. It is then that things have totally gone afoul.