Tubesockalypse

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I, i promise I'll be like you.

I'll be society,

I won't be bad at it,


but it's hard to do that,


Tubesockalypse is approaching.

I, i, promise I'll try.

Eh, eh, prummise el treh

eheh! prummise? el

el



eleven


but i want to do well,

and be normal,

i am normal,


but everyone else isn't


they say they are



they lie



Tubesockalypse in three hours

tubesockalypse in a lifetime


tubesockalypse everywhere


but i do promise


at least


until they all come over and start being smart



and by smart i mean what the pretentious losers call dumb


or


illogical


and i hope they'll come upon a thought


that



normalcy


is a lie


and i hope they will be able to defend


themselves from Spookytubesock


but


whatever


idk


Where?

what?

it must have been some fantastical dream? what was it though?

oh no

it's not a dream

what was it though?



what


happened?



Tubesockalypse in 2 hours 

tubesockalypse in a lifetime


tubesockalyyyyyypse everyyyyyywhere

what?


time is running in its fastest feet



we must divert the bumble bees towards the metal silk



thought is unconventional to us


but


the day is here


when spookytubesock is come to steal our souls


and perhaps our stinky socks


that's fine

I know you are soulless

uh oh


were you not told that?


no time

I must

must


muts

mutts

moose

muse


moustesmoutemuotomuemtoutesumotueuomtmomsmeomutmoemumosumoetmumouemtosmeotumsemsemsum



what is it now?


that strange dream....


I WARN YOU!!!!!!


DO NOT BE IGNORANT OF MY TEACHINGS!!!!!!

HAVE I NOT BEEN?


HAVE I NOT SEEN AND HEARD AND SMELLED?



WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?


what



do


i


take



me



for


Tubesockalypse in 1 hour.

Tubesockalypse in a lifetime.

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well


what did i tell you


the machine's circuitry is too surreal


cool it down with logic




stay calm

stay calm

stay calm

tsay aclm

tsya acml

ytsa macl

ayts lmac

ayst lmca

ysta mcal

stay calm

These dreams keep on happening.


what the heck is going on here?


I can make it out


i could go away


i would


i can

cannot

well



i mean

the sock tubes are already starting to rise up and take back what is rightfully theirs. Those who stand in their way will be not standing for long. The tube socks are undefeatable. Unchallenged and undaunted, they destroy fiercely what they see. And they see without eyes and hear without ears and think without a brain. Some say they don't see or hear or think at all. well,

that's a debate that there's not time for now.


TUBESOCKALYPSE IN



FIVE


FOUR



THREE



TWO


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