Uber schizophrenia

I never thought it possible for a wall to have eyes, but it did and it stared me out. Eventually entering into a stare-out contest with the wall, i succumbed to the power and blinked and the walled laughed. It lied to me about not having eyes.

One time there was a fridge that started to blink without any eyes or any face and began to look severely at me everytime i got some milk out of it. Naturally I got defensive and asked "what is with the face?! I was was just getting some milk." I realised that this fridge was mute.

The fix moment

I concluded that the sun was staring at me - I couldnt run away from its gaze, so I cut my skin off and pretended to be a turtle by wrapping sheet-metal around me. Now I can pop my head in and out of things.