Ultra Japan is the home of every ultrahero that exists, except for The Relatively-Ultra-Sulk and Not-Really-Ultra-Red Not-Quite-Ultra-Mage. Ultra Japan is located on a very ultra island ultrawest of Ultra-Illogicainen, that driyour existance, for I am ultra. Bother me not, however."
- "Hael" -- "Can someone please speak gramatically correctly. Kthx."
- "Speak Ultra Japan?" -- "Yeha, Gibble wong to the dja ké wu. (Someone get this tourist outta here)"
- "GET ME A FUDGING BOOBLYFISH" -- "I am insinuating that you have poor taste. Leave, immediately."
- IllogiBooks:Roadmap from Hell
- Max Japan ($2,500)
- Full Japan ($3,000)