Underpants gnome
Definition[edit | edit source]
Underpants Gnome: A mythical creature that resides in your sock drawer. pronounced (un-der-pants nome)
What do they look like?[edit | edit source]
They look like regular garden gnomes except for the fact that they are only three inches tall.
What do they eat?[edit | edit source]
Their diet mainly consists of nibbling little bits of fuzz off of your socks.
Are they friendly?[edit | edit source]
Yes, the Underpants Gnomes are very peaceful creatures. However, they tend to be very shy and will only appear if no one is around.
When do they come out of hiding?[edit | edit source]
They only come out of the sock drawer at night, when you are sleeping. Then they proceed to have wild parties all night that include hide and go seek in the toilet, playing in between your toes, and doing the Mexican hat dance on top of your head.
Do they bite?[edit | edit source]
They only bite if you try to get a sock that they are resting in. Even then, they only nibble. They're practically harmless.
Why are they called the Underpants Gnomes if they only like socks?[edit | edit source]
Because they just ARE. So QUIT ASKING.
Does everyone have Underpants Gnomes in their sock drawers?[edit | edit source]
Only people who live in North America, as that is the only place that has socks that are suited to the Underpants Gnomes' tastes.
Sources[edit | edit source]
My own insane mind.