User:Darkflame667(DAMN666ISTAKEN)

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“Hey look its that gothy guy i know. Bugger, wheres a joke when you need it?”

~ on Jojo Randomise on Darkflame...ETC.

Welcome

heys whats up people! This is the official website for chavs! *what! this isnt the official website! Goddammit!* *nervous laugh* Um, hehe, um we appear to be experiencing techinical difficulties, um, TAXI!!!!

OK OK OK. Im sorry, but did you have to kill me!

Hey cool ive had a sex change!

The odd thing is, im a Goth, and suddenly im an angel!!!????? Im gotta complain to God about this!

Hello? Yes. I see... Ok, ill have it changed right away. See you in Hell (from heaven)

Damn right!

Now where was I? Ahhh yes, being poked and prodded and generally treated like a king down here. I never thought Hell would have such great chargrilled cat! Im going to go and see Satan soon. I hear he is deeply misunderstood. The devil chicks im talking to are literally Chicks! Satan is apparantly a duck and has a master plan to conquer the Earth!