User:Dyslexicographer

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I am the Dyslexicographer. Presently a wax statue of Charles Darwin is melting in the lazy summer sun. I hear it whisper in my ear..."Wheaties, Breakfast of Champions". Omnomnom!

Anyway, as the crow flies, the etymology I specialize in is (rest of words drowned by oncoming train) ghost. It makes one wonder: what is the connection between SPOON! MAH CAMEL EEZ DROWNING HALP. GO FIND TEH WALRUS WIZARD. MOBY DICK IS JESTER SMILE.

And so the universe ended.