User:Frozen Claws

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Frozen Claws (O Hear His Name And Bow), also known as ThunderPotato, OctoBot, or Warrior Of Legends, is one of the most amazing people ever to be brought upon the universe.

He is the God of Potatoes, Octopi, and other glorious things. He can bring peace to any land, but he can bring war too. Bob the Poptopus (O Hear His Name And Bow) is one of his most trusted friends. Bob's favourite meal is Dog Food, so if you ever want to give an offering so as to have good luck forever, place 55.892 kg (exactly) on the tallest block of Stonehenge (now you know why it was created).