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A nuclear shreksplosion is the aftermath of a nuclear shrek missile detonation. It launches a huge blast of shrek-rays (a type of shrektomagnetic radiation) that brainwashes everyone to adore Shrek, because everyone knows that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
A shrekplosion was first created when Shrek overthrew Vladimir Putin as the Russian president and fired 3 nuclear shrek missiles at the US, UK and India, causing a wave of free love towards Shrek. Winds blew the shrektomagnetic radiation northeast in all countries, turning Mount Everest to Mount Shrek, Newfoundland to Newshrekland and Norway to Shrekway.