User:Island Monkey/Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew (also known as His Arrogance) is random man who happened to explode out the Queen's innards. He is number three out of the Gang of Four.
Early life[edit | edit source]
On one lonely night in 1959, the Queen noticed strange goings-on in her bump. The Royal Doctors were quick on the scene to investigate and soon found out that the next baby son was playing golf, which wasn't really surprising. The announcement that the Queen was pregnant with another bloody fool came to no surprise to the outside world who simply went about on their own business, insisting that he might own 'just a little bit more' of the UK's wealth.
9 months came and the Queen announced on the 18th February 1960 that golfballs were falling out of her vagina. She was admitted to hospital that night and gave birth to Ponce Androw on the 19th February 1960.