User:Island Monkey/Sigmund Freud

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Freud, holding a penis cigar.

Sigmund Freud was an Austrian neurologist who was the creator of psychoanalysis. Old misogynist Freud came up with some good, bad and ugly ideas – probably the most famous is penis envy, of which my wife gets a lot. That is, she wishes I had a bigger Jonathan :(. Freud was also one of the first people to touch coke – no, not the drink fool! Real cocaine. Chances are, Freud was a big cocaine addict.


Sex sex sex sex sex sex[edit | edit source]

...describes Freud's theory in six words. The man had maintained a position of a sexually frustrated 16-year-old for most of his life.

Freud today[edit | edit source]

Freud's theories have been given a good old drubbin' by a large group of various individuals as well as a large amount of angry feminists. Psychoanalysis is not what it was anymore, but it's kinda turned into Windows XP – terrible, but still used.