User:Island Monkey/The New Improved Spider Coat

Hey you, spider...


Isn't it chilly out there?

Have you ever been kicked out of somebody's house before? Have you felt the extreme breeze of a window ledge? Well, what are you waiting for? Don't feel cold and down, get a coat.

"I never felt cold again after buying these lovely leg warmers!" -- Mr Spidey of Hilsea, Portsmouth, UK