User:Jcbrown/Elephant
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“PANTS!!!”
Elephants are the elite class of animal that dictate the animal kingdoms. Elephants also have weight issues, and eat entirely too much plant material and pants. And why do they eat pants? Good question, I for one do not like pants as they taste mighty iffy.
Elephants are considered an endangered species as certain ethnic groups do enjoy poached elephant with they're poached eggs in the mornin'. Plus they apparently can be made into pianos and chess boards.