User:Snarglefoop/Games/Stench/Kitchen-table-match-L-0

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Your match sets off the smoke detector.

It's an "EverAlert" brand Huperloud WakeTheDead® smoke detector. It came with a guarantee that nobody would ever sleep through its siren, even if they were stone deaf. In fact, when it goes off, it produces a 160 decibel screech, which is 20 decibels louder than the sound ten feet in back of a jet engine during takeoff. And it's attached to the ceiling just six inches above your head.

Your head explodes. (At least you didn't sleep through it.)

You have died.

What would you like to do now?