User:Snarglefoop/Games/Stench/Under-bed-L-1

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It's dark under there, and it smells bad, kind of like it did when you forgot that plate of lasagna under there last Christmas. You stick your head under to try to see if there's anything that shouldn't be there, and you suddenly feel tentacles around your neck.

No, you think, it's just a necktie which needs washing....

Nope, they're tentacles! You frantically twist around and give the thing under the bed a mighty kick. You're wearing iron bound orc boots, and a kick from them is no picnic.[1] The tentacles let you go.

You peer under the bed from a safe distance and can't see anything under there. There are, however, a few of your neckties hanging down which seem to have gotten mixed up with the covers. So maybe they weren't tentacles, after all. Hmmmm....

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  1. No, I don't know what store they came from. I think it was a mall somewhere in Toronto.