User:Snarglefoop/Games/Stench/Under-bed-napalm-T

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Wow, you did have something with you, after all -- the 'Inventory' list was wrong. You had a pack of matches in the pocket of your pyjamas!

You pull out a match, wipe the marmalade off as best you can, and strike it.

Oh, crumbs. It's not marmalade, after all. It's orange flavored napalm. (I guess it might have been better if you hadn't had any matches along.)

You have died.

What would you like to do now?