User:T3canolis/lyrics

The Lyrical Workings of one Mr. T. Three Canolis.

You may use any of these lyrics for an IllogiMusic song. That's kinda the purpose.

KEY:

• "Chorus:___________" signifies what the chorus is.
  • Any time after, the word "Chorus" signifies where the chorus goes.
• Bold signifies when you should scream it or have a group (you can just put your voice multiple times.)
• (Parentheses) is something in the background
• Italic means say it faster and slightly louder
• <these thingys> mean what I want the music to be like

"The Fnurdle Rap"

CHORUS:

F'nuh-f'nuh-f'nuh-f'neh, fnurdle.

F'nuh-f'nuh-f'nuh nuh nuh, fnurdle. (pause a couple secs)

Singin' fnurdletoot (WHAT WHAT?) fnurdletoot (WHAT WHAT?)

F'nuh nuf nuf nuf fnurdle

Your computer's broken, don't rest assured,

Open up the tower and see the motherboard

It ain't an earwig. You've got bigger problems to hurdle

'Cause that little buggy thing is a little fnurdle

Fnurdle. It's the new termite.

Breakin' a new computer every single night.

I don't even know if Fnurdle's a word

but you got bigga problems 'cause they live in herd

CHORUS

It's an Oddity, don'tcha think

That there drool makes it like a kitchen sink

The small objects, shiny as the may be

Create a glare making it impossible to see

They eat yo' dust

It ain't bust

They eat yo' pocket lint, too

They have carrots but they ain't fo' food.

They can live anywhere, I don't give a hoot

But I got one word for y'all: FNURDLETOOT!

Chorus x2

"An Ode to Cheese"

((PLEASE USE SLOW PIANO OR SLOW ACOUSTIC, THIS IS A SLOW SONG!!!))

<slow upgoing opening>

Ohhh cheese.

The people that 'ya please. <deaw dow>

Ohhohhh cheese.

I hate to give a clue

But you know late at night I think about yoouuuu

CHORUS:

Because CHEESE!!! YOU ARE THE MY FAVORITE FOOD!

AND YOU KNOW THIS SLOW JAM IS JUST FOR YOOUOOOU!!!

I take you!

I take you in my haaaand!

And I close my eyes, and take I biiiite, AND I FEEL SO GOOOOD!

Oh oh ohhoooohhh yeah yea yea!!

I've never felt so affectionate for a food before

I wait impatiently for the milk man at my door

Though it may sound pretty gay

I've got my apron READY for some curds and whey!!!

CHORUS

Cheese!!! Yeah!!!!

Mozzarella! Cheddar! Swiss! Gouda! Jack! Monterreyeehhheyhey!!!!!

<slow down>

Because it tastes so great....

Sittin' on my plate

I don't mean to be piggin <--- ((act like it's two words like pig-in.)

But I guess it's time to... dig in.

<drum climb>

CHORUS x2

"Insanity: The Rap"

<ramble A LOT with the words. There's no rhythm for most of the song>

Abitibaaaaabbbahi wahoo wahoo!

Chorus:

I-I-I-I'm insane

Th-th-there somethin' wrong with my brain

And when I think sanely, it gives me a pain

I ramble, I ramble, and ramble a lot

A-a-and sometimes I don't feel so hot

Only one explanation to thicken 'de plot,

I'm losin' all the sanity that I got

Sometimes I find myself talking to a lampost

Sometimes I think my blanket is turnin' into a ghost

Sometimes I dream of a talking piece of Toast

Sometimes I think my spaghetti is pot roast

Sometimes I think I'm outside of my head

Sometimes I think all of my neighbors are dead

Sometimes I eat my pillow cause I think it's bread

Sometimes I can't remember what I jest said

Sometimes I go into the bathroom cause I have to pee

But then I forget it cause of my mem-o-ry

And I walk outta the bathroom merrily

And the pee drips down my leg consequently

CHORUS x2

"Phantom Rap" RIDICULOUSLY HARDCORE AND EXLPICIT!

Yeah bitch! I'm a phantom! Yeah!

It all stowted on the day I found this shitty website

At first glance I thought it was all right

Through the night, I would fight

To keep my fuckin' monitor bright

After a couple long ass weeks

My articles were re(a)dder than rosy cheeks (gay)

Now I need a fuckin' job

Cause I won Illogicopedian of the Month

CHORUS:

(I'm a phantom BITCH!)

I can revert shit quickly!

(I'm a phantom BITCH!)

I can self-nom shit dick-ly

(I'm a phantom BITCH!)

When I get nommed it is a lock

(I'm a phantom BITCH!)

But I got this gay-ass uzabox!

Cause I'm a phantom BITCH!

My articles are shit!

I read 'em bit by bit

But people like them and 'das it!

Bananaphofana my ass!

Believe my shit got no class!

IOTM, me versus you

I beat 'yo ass like a n00b

Mothuh fucka you don't undastand

I'm a freakin' phantom, ain't it grand?

CHORUS x2

Mothuh fucka I'm a phantom! Yeeahhh!!!!!