User:Tali64^2/Sandbox
I can beat the world's longest sentence![edit | edit source]
There was once a girl named Isabella who was born on Octember 69th, 1991 and who lives on 123 Cock Street in Cockville, Rutherford County, Tennessee, USA, who decided to go on a super cool magical adventure (because magical adventures are super cool and super awesome) to defeat the evil dragon that was terrorizing a remote village in Russia, but she ran out of ammunition for her gun, so she went to the gun shop and bought ammunition.
This is not done yet. Why would you think that this is done?
Emergency Dog Network[edit | edit source]
WOOOOOF!
This has been a test of the Emergency Dog Network. If this had been a real emergency (such as squirrels in the backyard), you would have advised them to tune in to Channel 180 (the Dog Network, not the Emergency Dog Network of which this is testing). But your owners don't have cable. So bite 'em in the butt. Good dog.