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Craziness begins HERE

AAAAAAAAA what the fuckkkkk I was in the town and some random pythagoras theorem appeared in front of me and said hello and I said hello back and well idk what happened next because I amde this whole thing up but who cares anyway nobody will read this shit and it is very very useless and what am I doing with my life i should be getting ready for my math exams but here I am again shitting on this webiste for god's sake I should really turn off the computer, but no, I am addicted to blue light and unhealthy chair life... whateevr yeah I am getting away with this if I manage to handle the situation correctly, what do you think>>> ooops

uhhhh next paragraph i should really do something useful for my life but here i am again??? hello guys and welcome to my new youtube minceraft fortnite vfideo i am great at these games like sharre subrsciapbe yeah smash that like button buy my mearch and please please please watch the video to the end i need watchtime and overall that's it yeah also please hit the bell and comment so that the algorithm will recommend my video and thanks for lcikcing on my video and thank thank thank you a lot tahkns now onto the video

the video

[EPIC INTRO MOMENT]

oohhh look at this person he's wearing boogie woogie wings what the hell mate this is the first time I saw that in this game it's a pretty rare occurrence and if you don't know what occurrence means, look it up in your dictionary. *haha sound effect* yeah bro also another reminder to like share and subscribe. and what is this stage, never seen it before, let's search up some walthrough and get through the leve with some youtube oldscool helpo melpo kelpo yeah bros what do you think of that???!?!?

2 hours later

yeah bors welcome back to my video i did some minign of cammera and here we go we have full 194310 stack of diamonds in our invetory so let's just make some armor and weapons and hoes. we need hoes to progress guys. hoes hoes hoes hoes, money gangsta hoes. yea boiiiiiiiii also dont' forget to like smash and subscribe. oops smash like, not like smash. ive been recoreding for 2 hours guys, i am getting tired what the fuck is happening why did the game crash nqwoeifnwqiefniowqqopmoq i am getting angy noooooooo so that's the end of the video please like smash and subrcibe oh damn i said the wrong thing again, smash like, subscribe, share, comment, dislike, unsubscribe, report, child abuse, and smash the ok button, thanks for watching

reddit is dead

hahahah reddit is dead no more passant memes because redit is dead fall onmy head on my head, because im free nothing's worrying me..... trumpet solo.

HOLY HELL