Vehicle

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A vehicle is mythical object that converts power into motion resulting in a change of time or place or dimension. The first vehicle was founded shortly after the invention of the wheelchair which was found unfair because the disabled were able to move faster. So the UN gathered an international team of scientists (also physically and mentally handicapped) that came up with the idea of the engine. The retarded design is the reason why cars still can’t catch the speed of light but it solved the temporary problem and reestablished the superiority feeling among the healthy people.