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Vikings are the crazy fellas on the front of your crisp packet.

They have that speech bubble and that sun seed oil logo an' all that.

It's healthy. Or so you think.


In the year 161616, after the de-linearization of time, and directly leading up to the events of STAR WARS:A New Hope, Cthulhu created the Viking. The creation process was heavily debated and prone to revision and sometimes total re-imagination of the project by the variety of cephalopods working on the project, although most agreed that the final product would help correct the severe lack of brutal raping, pillaging, and plundering in Europe, because Cthulhu knows that we didn't already have enough of that.