Villain

The villain. A classy, posh, fantasmical, yet whimsical kind of guy who does nothing all day except write up evil plans and sip poison-inducing coffee.

This is a report on how to spot a villain, and what you should do if a villain assaults you. Act immediately because villains are dangerous, on par with other evil things like clowns, flying chimpanzees and "Would-you-like-fries-with-that?" machines.

There are as many villains out there as there are nukes in Russia and North Korea, so buckle up and at least try to enjoy this long and mindless list of villains to make your day as cliched as possible!