North Korea

At least this isn't censored. Oh wait, it is.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

You have been highly warned of the dangers that you will find in North Korea. You will also be censored.

This article has been destroyed, blasted to bits, cut open, slaughtered and censored by North Korea.

Censored, I say.

Norton Antivirush Korea is a country that likes to greatly and tremendously censor things, such as You. Yes, applearently You.

You have been censored and will be censored many more multiple times may not enter North Korea.

Censored Censored Censored

LA LA LA, This has been censored.

What, North korea have sensors?

NO, i thought they had high quality detecting stuff also known as censors.

What, they have a senator?

I thought they had A CENSOR!! a censor.

Background

This censoring country came from another huge gigantic country called Korea, whhich then was split into half when some clumsy gigantic swordsman not samurai came along and purposely accidentally, dropped a huge fake sword made in Japan China onto korea, which was then split into South Korea and North Korea.

Blah blah blah, many more censoring things.

Censoring

LA, they are highly enjoying censoring things. Such as the not new product, CENSOR-PRO 3000 which you must not know about.

Ya la la. If you enjoy eating kimchi, you will find out that it has been censored, censored, censored censored by North Korea. Or has it?

CENSORS GO HERE.

People there

Especially this guy

Kim Urinates on the small crowds of thirsty people. Cuckold. Otherwise good family man. Loves watching Steve Erkell in women's yoga pants. He thinks the men wearing yoga pants all over like it's cool(joggers, skinny jeans) look sexy. Guinness book of world record holder for teabagging 4678 people in 3 hours. He now is a philanthropist, and life coach who donates his spare time at old folks homes preparing their meals providing free escorts. He said one day he would like to have his driver's license back after having a whopping 73 traffic accidents in 2 days.

Official Customs

The official custom is to censor things. And censor more stuff. Did I mention they also Kill East Koreans?

We can not give you more inside scoop, because it has all been burned at the stake, eaten and censored.

Millitary

All hail Kimchi, not Kim-Jung-Un, Okay?

I don't get why north Koreans hail Kim-Jung-Un.

Please, Everyone, don't hail Kim-Jung-Un.

He has NUKEZ. MANY NUKEZ. AND NUKEZ. AND SUBMARINE NUKEZ. AND MISSILE NUKEZ. AND SPACE NUCKZ.

We don't know very obvious whether it's a blatant hoax or real, but we assume it's fake.

Tradition

• Hailing to Kim-Jung-Un.
• Hailing to Kim-Jung-Il.
• Hailing... is there any more than simply hailing?
• Nah, I guess not.
• Hailing to Kim-Il-Sung.

See also

• True Korea Illogicopedia
• Korea
• Kim Jong-un
• The official outlet to Planet Earth.

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