If your 'pooter gets a virus you are deeply in the shits. I got one and it was a Trojan and the horse came in and the little Roman soldiers jumped out! Oh wait, or is it Greeks? I have no effin idea, so anyway if you do get a virus I suggest you feed your 'pooter through a shredder, make your dog eat the shredded bits, burn his poo, scoop his poo onto the fire and burn the fire. Oh wait, that doesn't make sense. Oh well.