Waffle-headed bandicoots
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| Waffle-headed bandicoot (waffle-headed bandicoot) | ||
|---|---|---|
 A drawing of by the only known survivor of an encounter with the waffle-headed bandicoot. | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
| Endangered | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Chordata | |
| Class | Avianagoo | |
| Order | Beverage | |
| Family | Ludicrous | |
| Genus | Ill-conceived flying machines | |
| Species | L. Bandicoot | |
| Weight | 88.224 kg. (avg) | |
| Width | 3 to 4 meters | |
| Length | 7 to 9.5 meters | |
| Binomial Name | ||
“I need you to strangle some pixies”
The creatures known to the world at large as waffle-headed bandicoots, and known locally in the Mesonesian Islands as glider boars, are members of the Freemasons and the apex predator on the islands of Bilge, Bungee, Outlet Store, Gazebo, Allen Wrench,