Walking hammock

Ted takes his hammock out for a walk. "Ah what a fine day for typesetting." he says.

This could be you.

Ever tried tanning yourself in front of a dried pear? Ever tried framing a pole in order to relive your screwdriver? Many have. But not today.

He spent too much and left his money floating in a freeze dried bank. That was the day he made a sot turn yellow.

COULD BE YOU!

Telegraph history

Edward freak tied his toes into a froid.