Wall of Text
A Wall of text is an event that occurs when a person does not use paragraphs, or extends their sentences to a ridiculous length. This causes the text to become increasingly hard to read. There are several theories as to why the wall of text exists, including, but not limited to: the person does not know how to use the Enter key, or in some cases, do not have an Enter key, the person wants to make their text unreadable as an excuse to write half a page of nonsense, completely unaware that they can do that anyway, or the person is trying to make their text unreadable just to kill time. Another good way to make a wall of text unreadable is to CAPITALISE random WORDS in THE paragraph. Eventually, the paragraph becomes ridiculously long. The paragraph in question, although it generally looks good on a HUGE SCREEN RESOLUTION, crashes some REALLY old browsers. Also, don't put links in your wall of text, because links suck. Also, make SURE YOU capitalise RANDOM WORDS otherwise it won't be a wall of text, it will be a text-wall, which is totally gay. Also, THE WALL OF TEXT MUST NOT BE READ BY ITS CREATOR, reading your own wall of text causes permanent blindness because IT LOOKS SO UGLY on your screen. Also, it must be entirely made of one colour. Multiple colors are for douchebags, and my monitor only has two colours, white and black, because I'm writing this on MS-DOS, so show some respect for those who can't afford today's "modern technology", you kids these days with yer darn technology, get the hell offa mah lawn. Also, you suck. Also, the game. Also, one time, I ate this 3.14159265358979323, and I died, but then I came back to life and realized I'd swallowed a grand piano. But it's ok, because I yiffed the guy who made me eat a goddamn grand piano in teh first place. It was that one guy. I yiffed him hard. I'm a furry, and we don't do "sex". We yiff. Deal with it. Anyone up for some RuneScape? Speaking of which, I was on SC, and I was mining sacred clay level 2, and some mage was stood there with full level 3 clay robes, and I was all like d00d! h0wd t4ht m4g3 d0 th4t?! And he's like, lol shut yo punk ass boi, i can just barrage j00r tight ass, and I'm like no you don't sucka, so I run all the way to the kilm and craft some punk ass scimitars, and then I take my scimitars to the deposit box, and I get 2k points for my sexy level 1 scimitars, because I picked level 1 clay before it, but I saw that mage and a ranger, and they both had level 3 and they killed me, and took my scimitars, and then handed them out to their team, and they won, and I didn't get my morphic SC platelegs/robes/chaps because of it I failed at RuneScape. Do you believe it?! IMO, he was totally hax0rz He was better than me at the game, and it's only fair that he won. Good fight, old chap. ALSO, WHO WANTS COOKIES?! OMG OMG OMG! I like cookies. Sorry, but I do. And you can't have any. So nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah. Jolly good, eh wot wot. also AAAAAAAALIKJHGFGUYGDUYGHJFWGTUHJHVJSGYUHGWUGUSFHJGFYSHGJFUGHJIUSHUHJWDSHUDWJSYJGJHDSHGJGHUDSGHWHDYYSGGHWYDSGHHWYDSUGHHGYDUYSYGHAHGDYUYAUYGHGDUSAHD