Wes Anderson

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Wes Anderson (born 1969) is an American filmmaker, total nerd, and white hipster dude who loves Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Angelica Huston and Jason Schwartzman.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Wes was born in Texas in 1969 to two white as fuck parents. After graduating from high school, he attended the University of White Nerds in Santa Antonio, Texas.

Movies[edit | edit source]

So far, Wes has made 9 movies, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, "The Darjeeling Limited",Fantastic Mr. Furry, Moonrise Kingdom, The Grand Budapest Hotel, and Isle of Dogs.

Bottle Rocket[edit | edit source]

This movie is about a bunch of tough white hipsters who go on a robbery spree and play with firecrackers and guns.

Rushmore[edit | edit source]

This movie is about an annoying 15 year old douchebag named Max Fischer. It also stars his best friend, Bill Murray.

The Royal Tenenbaums[edit | edit source]

This movie is about rich parents with their now grown talented children doing random yet fun shit around New York and parts of Europe. It also stars Owen Wilson and Angelica Huston, along with Gene Hackman.

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou[edit | edit source]

This movie is about a captain who does drugs. It's pure classy yet random ass experimental sea life bullshit at its finest form.

The Darjeeling Limited[edit | edit source]

This movie is about 3 brothers who travel to India to meet their long lost mother. Who cares!?

Fantastic Mr. Furry[edit | edit source]

This movie is about a furry fox and his animal friends and family. Wes made this movie to satisfy his stop motion animated animal fetish.

Moonrise Kingdom[edit | edit source]

This movie is about a bunch of kids and teens (Khaki Scouts, to be exact) living with their families in Rhode Island in 1965. One of the kids (a 12 year old orphan) runs away from his shelter to meet up with a shy bookworm girl who also runs away. It's creative, yah?

The Grand Budapest Hotel[edit | edit source]

This movie is about a vintage fancy hotel and its employees, owner, and guests.

Isle of Dogs[edit | edit source]

This is yet another movie about his furry fetishism. It's better than the Mr. Furry bullshit, though.